As usual, you start with a reason why. Why does anyone do anything? Just for the heck of it. That's why. As any other student, I have many other things I could be doing, such as homework but who cares. Different ideas will pop into my head so subjects will change randomly. Also if I am going to write about myself then I feel it will be easier to write in third person especially if there is touchy stuff.
The story begins with the unusually catholic girl. High school is a full time job. She should get paid. She just got back from a wonderfully magical trip out in the wilderness. You should have seen the mountain lions and the bears and the raccoons. There was spider that almost ate her whole. Well that's a lie. Nothing quite as exciting but she did hear a story.
Life Lesson #1
There was a lady who had a gigantic brown spotted snake. This beautiful snake had been a part of her life ever since it was a baby. This lady took care of this snake and loved as much as she could. As a young one, this snake would curl up comfortably around this lady. She even slept in the bed with it. For years she lived happily with this animal. One day her snake went completely rigid in the bed next to her and she couldn't move him. This kept happening for the next couple of weeks and so she got scared. She soon took the snake to the vet worried about her poor baby. The vet got a very worried look on his face and he explained to her that her snake was sizing her up seeing if he was big enough to swallow her whole.
Moral:
Don't get a large snake.
It's a scary story, tell it to your friends
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